Don't show grandpa... (or dziadzio)

Weekend dance inspiration

Screw Sex Panther... I'm "Winning"

I'm definitely going to learn at least one of these moves

My birthday is approaching, can I have him?

I'm still curious to know how he used to live in the Arctic, yet somehow he now belongs to a family in Japan. Hmmm.

"I don't like your diva-tude, son!"

Tune into "Toddlers & Tiaras" on TLC and see a bunch of young kids between the ages of 4 and 10 with MTV Jersey Shore spray tans and Vaseline on their bleached veneers whining and throwing tantrums. Tune into "The Soup" to skip the fussing and attitude (or in this case "diva-tude") and move right to the good stuff.

I saw this clip Friday night and DIED. I scoured the internet until I found him - Zander - the 5-year old pageant king.